It's July first. In approximately nine hours we will be halfway through the year 2005. That means 182 and one half days are left. Yahoo. I'll get my party hat. I'll be 26 in about two and a half months. I have less than a third of a year left to be twenty five. That's not a long time. Aren't there certain things I was supposed to do by the time I was 25? Maybe I should make a list. Post it on the fridge. Yeah, that's a good place for it. I'm bound to see it there.

Things To Accomplish On The Downhill Slide Towards Thirty

1. Remove my head from my rear end.

2. Get a haircut

3. Get a real job

And so forth.